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starbright73) wrote2009-09-20 06:47 pm
starbright73) wrote2009-09-20 06:47 pm
I was really bored today
after coming home from the barn and man was lounging on the couch. Lazy ass who woke me up in the middle of the night and told me my boyfriend was on TV. And yeah, I had missed that House of Wax was on, a deadly sin, I know. I watched until Wade was killed. Man and I got into a discussion about Paris Hilton, he informed me he read that she got 200.000 € for a 10 min stint on Miss Italia. We both agreed that it pays very good to act stupid. Next week we're gonna try it at work and see if we get a raise.
Anyhow, I wandered over to fandom wank since it amuses me greatly. Latest wank is of course a SPN wank. Which led me to check the number of fandom wanks in general.
I checked the stats and CSI, all 3 shows, has 10 reported wanks (10 years running), Grey's Anatomy only 9 and SPN has 42 in 5 years! Whoa! Stargate, and I guess both Atlantis and SG-1 are included in this item, have only 33 and that series has been running far longer than both CSI and SPN together. Harry Potter though, has 509. Hats off!
Had to check the type of wanks too. CSI's are rather varied, but there's some GSR vs. Grillows. SPN? Mostly J2, wincest and Ackles wanks as far as I could tell.
The one wank I checked out was the latest, J2 - or better yet, the gaydar wank and it's both frightening and hilarious.
Apparently all gays are the same, behave the same way and lesbians are identified by manicure?
It turned out more frightening than hilarious so I rounded it off with some delightfully innocent Potter wanks.
I am so easily entertained.
Anyhow, I wandered over to fandom wank since it amuses me greatly. Latest wank is of course a SPN wank. Which led me to check the number of fandom wanks in general.
I checked the stats and CSI, all 3 shows, has 10 reported wanks (10 years running), Grey's Anatomy only 9 and SPN has 42 in 5 years! Whoa! Stargate, and I guess both Atlantis and SG-1 are included in this item, have only 33 and that series has been running far longer than both CSI and SPN together. Harry Potter though, has 509. Hats off!
Had to check the type of wanks too. CSI's are rather varied, but there's some GSR vs. Grillows. SPN? Mostly J2, wincest and Ackles wanks as far as I could tell.
The one wank I checked out was the latest, J2 - or better yet, the gaydar wank and it's both frightening and hilarious.
Apparently all gays are the same, behave the same way and lesbians are identified by manicure?
It turned out more frightening than hilarious so I rounded it off with some delightfully innocent Potter wanks.
I am so easily entertained.
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I somehow doubt my boss is gonna be enthusiastic about it. But that might be because I'm not very Paris Hilton-ish by nature (no make up, no short skirts all the time and the dogs I like don't fit in a bag, at least not the kind of bag I could still lift then).
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I have no dog! I have a cat that likes being carried around in a plastic bag, but somehow I don't think that's very charming.
Make up, oh darn! I don't even own any! I think I have a mascara I bought for someone's wedding a couple of years ago but I have no idea where it's at anymore.
I can't even walk in high-heeled shoes and somehow I think that's rather vital in doing a Paris Hilton.
I'm screwed!